In 10 days my niece is turning 5. I’m making her birthday cake, which will have to be perfect (inner perfectionist). And i haven’t decided if i’m making strawberry chocolate chip cookies or if i’m making Macarons with chocolate ganache. I already feel the pressure, i’m going to have to do everything the night before or most of it. And i get very annoyed when people are in my way when i’m baking and that happens a lot in this house.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars