coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass
chrisehvans: do u ever finally unfollow someone who’s been really fucking obnoxious for the longest time then u go to ur dash and ur just like ahh fresh air
dietchola: why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms knock knock who’s there? not susie
koholint: has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
therellik asked: missed you today baby
She trusts you, not the other girls.
tedeezy: When a girl tells you she doesn’t trust the girls you’re around or talk to, believe her. & don’t doubt her trust in you. Because the thing that guys don’t realize is that girls know what other girls are capable of. You tell your girl ”Oh, she’s just being friendly” but your girl knows it’s flirting. Sometimes, your girl wishes you would just tell other girls to fuck off ‘cause you...
andrewbreitel: it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
The human body is made of 72% pure water. This is why we feel so at ease in the...– Water of life (via ragkook)
catholicnun: When I’m out in public I think about the Internet
amberthehuman: n0vi: f1ame: killur: chrisbreeh: cwissi: SO FREAKIN CUTE AWWWWW<3333 DASJFASDJHADJJF SHES PERFECT akdnfossksja omg :”) AW i LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH OMG *crying* she’s amazing<3
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end